brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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