We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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