I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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