oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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