Only a mothe r could love this liver
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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