have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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