She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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