I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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