shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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