Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
