I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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