i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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