Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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