Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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