I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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