somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
