guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
honey bunches of taint.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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