She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Bring me that man meat
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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