I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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