You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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