First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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