I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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