i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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