i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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