he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
