I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
