u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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