I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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