let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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