So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
