Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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