I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I booty called her while she was in labor.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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