Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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