Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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