i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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