so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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