ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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