Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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