I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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