Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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