i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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