at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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