I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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