Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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