i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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