Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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