It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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