STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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