Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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