He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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