i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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