Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Found your dick twin last night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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