I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
