Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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