I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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