I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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